Facts about the ELF Virus


The E.L.F virus

Pathogens: Super Junior organisms
Variations: There 15 different species of this virus
Symptoms: Spasm, Fangirlsm, Insomnia, Sapphire blue colour, nose bleedings
Complications: Permanent sexual frustration, empty bank accounts, constant OTP spotting
Incubation time: +/- 4 minutes
Prevention: None, try to avoid people with the ELF virus
Risk groups: mainly women between 12 and 25 years old
Remedy: no remedy against this virus
Healing: Incurable
Spreading : Worldwide

 

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